Rape Tax
It said in the paper once, how it is a “bargain” to rape a child in Denmark.
The average sentence is 11.8 months in prison.
Definitely a bargain I’d say, that’s just like taking a year off school, I’m surprised every person doesnt do that before going off to high school.
Rape a kid, take the first couple semesters off as a little holiday.
You know, do all your shit during your school years so you can atleast say you’ve “been there, done that” , right?
Because in a way, prison these days seem to be just that; a government funded holiday…but in the class of a really cheap motel.
In Sweden it is pretty much the same, you can get away with pretty much anything.
And, on top of that, if a ridiculously mild prison sentence isnt insulting enough for a rape victim; she is now also a prostitute, with the government as her pimp.
Let me explain:
As is the law; the rapist has to pay their victim a fine ( for her services) which she in turn has to pay tax for , which goes to her pimp: the government.
That’s what’s called “Rape Tax” .
Yes, even compensation for damage has to be taxed, it goes under the file of ” reward” such as winning on the lottery.
Or, basically because the greedy Swedish government won’t allow any one person a large sum of money without their share.
So technically, you won the lottery being dealt one of the worst fucking tickets ever, and get fucked over by the government, again.
I think the guys on that tv show “Luxury Trap ” should ask they women who are knee deep in financial debt if theyve ever considered prositution?
Or just let one of them rape her.
-Hey it’s a loophole, if anything.
But I digress.
What if the victim can’t pay her taxes?
Guess what! Her pimp’s henchmen; the tax collectors, come knocking on her door saying:
-Yo where’s my money, bitch? You know Lupo doesn’t like to wait!
And if she can’t pay, they take her house.
So the only way she can survive is selling her body on the street for petty money.
Oh , it’s all a vicious circle 
( CREDS TO CHARLES T. FOR DEVELOPMENT)
Kids These Days
So many young people nowadays are getting kids. Weird I thought, people my age. But then I realized, fuck… MY generation is getting old now.
But the (sick) thing is, the generation AFTER my own, e.g those born like 92-93 and on, are the majority getting knocked up.
Where did the world go wrong?
The idea to me, of young kids getting kids of their own is like a fashion trend.
Chihuahuas are out, babies are in.
- Check out my new baby, it matches my shoes. It has no name. We just call it “it” .
Girls just want to be the center of attention for a while.
Sure, I can live with that. But not with a human life at stake.
Many girls get pregnant just to hook whatever guy they are with, even if they haven’t even been together for so long, just so he won’t leave.
But with the number of young, single moms out there, I don’t think that method is working out too well.
How about actually being a good, sane girlfriend instead? Rather than a psychotic, baby-craving hoe ?
I think the idea of kids at a young age scares a lot of guys… cuz, we just wanna fuck, really. That’s it.
But it is both partner’s responsibility to take precautions, like using a condom.
Because, if you don’t take proper safety measures, a baby is by far not the worst piece of baggage you’ll pick up.
-Think more like… herpes and gonorrhea.
So think about that before having intercourse without a condom, girls. Not while you are popping his genital warts off his cock with your teeth.
…It’s like chewing bubble wrap…filled with blood mixed puss.
Herpes is not just for Christmas, it’s for life.
I’ve noticed many young girls that get kids, have had young moms themselves.
So they look up to them and want to be like them, because in their eyes their moms were strong, independent, and mature WOMEN at 16.
Did it ever occur maybe they were just stupid, ignorant, immature little kids…kinda like YOU?
A general argument girls say is that they ‘ feel much more mature when they’re pregnant‘ .
-But feeling mature and being mature is not the same thing? That feeling you have, is called placebo!
You are only telling yourself you are mature and ready enough to get over the feeling that you are making a huge mistake way out of your league. But you’re too stupid to admit that, because you don’t wanna lose your place in the limelight.
Well guess what bitch, your 15 minutes of fame among your non-baby friends is about to run out when you’re fat and ugly, with morning sickness every day until eventually the baby comes out of your
“swollen over-size and ripped apart-anus conjoint-vagina to-be” in a gush of blood and poop ( yes, you tend to poop yourself while giving birth).
Then it doesn’t matter how ” mature” you feel, because what is really going through peoples heads about you is that you’re just a young 17 year old bitch with a baby and a fucked up vagina that no guy is never ever gonna wanna look at or touch again.
…and 99% of the time, they’ll be damn right. Damn right, bitch.
The problem lies with peoples opinion on abortion too.
-Pro life activism preaches about the value of life, but does that also count when the value and quality of YOUR OWN life is on the line?
I’d trade the “life” of a microscopic, undeveloped, unconscious piece of blood instead of 18 years of restricted freedom, responsibility and economical debt way before I am either old enough, mature enough or economically stable enough, ANY DAY!
An abortion is for 2 minutes, a baby is for life.
-And if you feel sad and guilty about it, go eat some ice cream and watch a TV series; because that is how you get over most things right?
I think most girls get a baby because they feel alone and unloved. Well, there is a big difference being alone and feeling lonely.
How selfish you are determines that.
I really don’t think a baby can make you feel more loved, heck they don’t even know the concept of love!
I think all it wants is to suck those big tits of yours. . .
-But I think a decent boyfriend will do that too.
Girls need something to love too, like how they used to have a favorite dolly when they were little, little children.
I think they should just get a dog instead, that will love you back unconditionally given the right care.
A child can learn to hate you as easy as anything, no matter how much you love it.
But most girls are so incapable of even taking care of a dog so I think they should just lay off the whole caring thing all together.
How many girls don’t just end up either selling their dogs or leaving them at a dog shelter because they are fed up after a while ?
You can’t do that with a baby…well, you can. That’s what we call adoption.
My all and all point is; stop and think over your life and what your life is gonna look like, if you get a baby.
Don’t get me wrong, I am no way against children; I just think way too many stupid people across the world get children when all the circumstances are against them.
I am fully aware that all people are different, with different views and opinions, different backgrounds and circumstances, but that does go against the fact that there is a problem; the majority of young are just not fit to be parents.
Not thinking about what they are giving up and missing out on.
I too want children one day, but not any day soon. No, I want to be at a point in my life when I have all good things going for me; a career , money, a house, and loads and loads of life experience and wisdom to pass on.
Maybe also when I have a decent woman by my side.
But sometimes, I wonder; what if I never find the one woman of my life, who I want to both live with and have a child with?
It is so easy for girls to just have a kid and keep it on their own without the father, but what if a man wants a kid without a mother?
I would like to collect the best genes of the best women combined with myself to create my own super baby in a laboratory.
Maybe one day it’ll be possible, and not too expensive.
Until then, fuck kids.
Not literally.
Strange Girls
There’s a reason people you don’t know are called strangers. Because they’re usually…strange!
It feels like recently a lot of girls I don’t know take up contact with me, like flirting at work, leaving me telephone numbers and shit.
And they’re all strange. Strange strange.
But, not as strange as me…
Girls don’t know what they’re getting selves into when give a random guy their number.
A girl gave me her number at work a couple weeks ago, saying I looked nice, wondered if I wanted to get together and if so, I should call her.
So I did :
Me: I hope you know what you’re getting yourself into ?
Girl: Tihi, what?
Me: Well… it begins with ‘RRR‘ and ends with ‘Ape‘ …
Girl: Are we going to the zoo to see the lions and the monkeys?!
Girls walk into these rape traps way too easily without thinking, I’m not saying I’m a rapist but a lot of guys are, so girls watch out !
For example, a while back I was walking with some girl in a park one evening :
Me: You know , a lot of girls get raped in this park at night ( just for conversation).
Girl: Huhu, are you gonna rape me now?
Me: That depends, do you want me to rape you?
Girl: …what if I said yes?
Me: Well, then it wouldnt be rape now would it…wonderful, you spoiled this whole evening.
Strange girls…
I’m the kind of guy who likes to tell my mom about whatever girl I’m seeing, because I like showing off to my mom, but also because she usually says some fucked up funny shit.
Like for instance I told her I met a girl recently at a party, who is Korean but she lives in Helsingborg.
My mom says: Well then she might as well live in fucking Korea.
… and at another occassion:
Me: So I’m seeing Madelyn, you know the girl I’m dating, for dinner later.
Mom: Oh, how nice.
Me: Yeah…and then I’mma finger her…
Mom: Oh stop it, you’re not…
Me: Yah I’m just joking…. I’mma eat her pussy.
Mom: Urgh, Tomio! That’s awful…. ( after 20 seconds of silence) …You know she pees and poos with that?
Ha ha, my mom is funny, which is an important trait I look for in a girl I’d like to get with.
On the other hand she is fat too, which is something I am not looking for. . .
I hate how fat girls say their fat is actually curves.
It’s not… It’s like saying I’m ripped but I’m actually underweight.
Girl: I’m not fat I’m curvy, and I know guys like to have something to touch and grab a hold of.
Me: Yeah, well I know blind guys like to have something to touch…
Any self respecting man with clear vision would never fall for that fatty trick…tricky fatties.
We had a fat girl come eat at the restaurant where I work ( well, we get a lot of fat people ) and she was well fat, her arms where bigger than my legs, her legs where bigger than my body.
But she was all dressed up and made up, she was even wearing heels, well I guess they must have BEEN heels, they were only 2 centimeters but maybe they used to be stilettos and now they were all squashed because…she’s fat.
Anyhow, with all those nice clothes, shoes and make up…she still looked fat.
-Except for her face, she had a nice face I must say. But still…. I don’t know can’t really get around the whole fat thing.
Because a lot of make up on fat girls look like you painted a deflated balloon and then filled it up with air…it’s not very nice.
She was eating a so called ” Sumo Lunch” funnily enough, which consists of a whole plate of tempura and a whole plate of yakiniku…BUT, with drinking a diet coke…pffft, bitch please.
I especially hate stupid girls who think diet coke is better for you.
It’s like sucking a guys dick with a condom on it, but either which way you’re still sucking a dick !
Scary thing was…she was flirting with me ! Either that, or she wanted to eat me…
Because fat girls are like gay guys, you know how gay guys by stereotype want to fuck everyone: fat girls want to eat everyone!
Strange girls…
Like this:
Dating a Prostitute
The dating game can be fun, meeting someone so interesting enough you will give up valuable time to be with them as much as possible…valuable time, AND MONEY!
Think about it, we ( well most of us) are at such a young point in our lives where we would never imagine ourselves reaching that level, falling so low as to actually PAYING for sex.
Out of the question right?
Well when you are dating a girl; that is pretty much what you are doing!
Because in a way, dating a girl is pretty much a payment plan for a prostitute…you may not even get to have sex with!
It’s like buying a contract for your phone, you have to pay endless months before it is actually yours.
When you get older you realize, that you can just skip all that nonsense and just fucking pay cash up front to get what you really want, a phone with no strings attached.
-Or in dating terms: Skipping all that dating crap and getting straight to the action.
Like, I wanna meet a girl and give her $ 5000 and say:
- This money is worth 20 dinners, 50 coffees, 10 movies and 5 gifts, now let’s have sex.
I like prostitutes because it’s a no bullshit business, like any good business for that part; you know what you pay for and you get what you pay for.
Dating, is therefor in a sense WORSE than actual prostitution because ( as I wrote a few lines up) sometimes, no matter how much time and money you put into it; you might not even get laid.
-It is like one of those weird independent traveling agencies in real bad, immigrant infested suburbs; They may have their own office…but you can’t be quite sure…because they live there too…
The girl can chicken out 20 dates in and say: You know, I don’t think this is right.
-Really, it takes you 20 fucking dates to make your mind up ?
The next time a girl disses me after that great period of dating I’m going to tell her I want a refund.
If a girl is being all nice for so long, that’s false advertisement !!! She was leading me on !
Or at least I wanna exchange her for one of her equally hot or hotter friends.
-Fair is fair.
I guess we put up with this bullshit because every dating experience is different and new, and we try to imagine ourselves that maybe this time it is going to work out.
Maybe this time… all the time, effort and money I put in may get me sex…and maybe something more!
For me, I think the breaking point in any long term dating is not only when you break the mental barrier ( when you both reach that level where your minds are totally connected and emotions in tune) but when you are also so physically comfortable with each other that hugging and kissing comes naturally…as should sex.
I guess that also means I should stop calling all girls hoes, because they’re not …and start calling them “two-faced-can’t-make-your-mind-up-money-grabbing-good-for-nothing-sleaze” !
Like this:
a GangBang of Hoes
The other day, I was riding on the subway in the evening.
As the train arrived onto the next station, I saw a bunch of girls walking along the platform.
They couldn’t have been older than 12-13 years of age, but their behavior made me distraught!
They were looking and acting like right hoes !
- skankily clad, loud- and dirty mouthed.
Looking at them through the subway window felt kinda like being at the zoo, because these girls were not human, they were animals!
” Look my son, hoes ! In their natural environment, a dirty subway. Do you know what a flock of hoes are called?
A Gangbang !“
Urgh, the amount of hoes that have said to me: You aint getting none of this !
- Well, I wanted the Gonorrhea more than you ANYWAYS, duh.
But there are many things which define a hoe.
My friend has a hot friend ( a girl) and I asked about her to find out more.
She’s hot, but not overly hot…more like ” Budget Direct-To-Video On The Rise Pornstar” hot .
Immediately my friend says:
- Forget about , Tomio. She has a boyfriend !
So I shout out:
- Oh, she’s a hoe!
My friend asked, quite irritated and confused:
- Why does that make her a hoe??
Me:
-Because she’s not sleeping with ME.
Friend:
So, I’m a hoe too?
Me:
Well…we can fix that.
Friend:
That makes your mom a hoe too.
Me:
…Can be fixed.
No, seriously though, not every girl is a hoe.
But as I say : Hoe, until proven innocent.
Because the way I see it, it takes way less to be a hoe than a proper, decent girl.
It takes a whole hell of a lot, to be a decent, proper person at all.
a Crazy Girl
Girls are crazy. But you already knew that.
Like, they’ll go mad about keeping every single hair on their body, legs, pubes( dare I say ass hair? ), pits and ‘stache perfectly clean… And then go buy the biggest furcoat they can find.
- Like, what?
But when it comes to sex, I just realized that you probably don’t want a nympho-manic psycho hoe.
No, If I wanted one, I’d make my own.
You know, if she tells you she’s into crazy stuff like ass-licking and crazy stuff like that, I wouldn’t be turned on, I’d be repulsed!
Did we just make out, what the fuck?
The more innocent, the better. Don’t let inexperience scare you away, now she’s yours to fuck up as much as you want, then when you’re done; send her off on her way to the next guy like a “nympho-manic psycho hoe time-bomb”.
Your ass will be on his lips.
I’ll admit, I’m not crazy that way, but you have to conform to please your partner.
It’s not really about how fucked up you are, but how you vent your emotions, we know all peoples different sexual tensions and desires, stem from certain emotions, most often that of sadness, anger, passion and longing.
And we all know we have the best sex when you get to pour all your emotion and love into it, like with a loved one.
-So go ahead… lick some ass, and vent those daddy issues.
